i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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