no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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