Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
