Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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