ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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