I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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