I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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