Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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