Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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