Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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