Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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