Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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