how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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