So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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