I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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