Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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