Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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