that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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