no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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