I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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