I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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