She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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