My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up