You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.