you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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