I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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