just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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