Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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