Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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