Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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