How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She said her name was "party"
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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