your thong is hanging out like whoa
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I fill condoms, not promises.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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