i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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