It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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