she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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