It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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