i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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