New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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