Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
