is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just had sex on a roof
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize