i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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