I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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