and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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