the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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