I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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