Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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