i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is Oprah even human
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How drunk are you?
Completed.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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