At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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