Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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