Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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