so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
it wasn't lemon gatorade
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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