Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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