theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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