I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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