Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka